July 2011
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Jul 22nd
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Jul 10th
June 2011
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Dear Mom, Please just tell me how you met dad...... →
LOL!
Jun 30th
Listenyoungbeautifulinahurry: DYNAMITE COVER SKETCH ::...
Jun 30th
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Jun 6th
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Four Loko.. Now in Kiwi Strawberry! LMAO.. this stuff KILLS. X_X
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May 2011
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“hi. you need to come back [to Reveille] now. the coke machine in the kitchen is...”
– J. Mahan, on me no longer being at my old office anymore.
May 17th
April 2011
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Apr 10th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 6th
Apr 2nd
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
March 2011
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Mar 31st
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10 points for being original! A for Effort!
Machumbi: Wow. I had such a freaky dream about zombies that I skipped gym to keep on dreaming and see how it would end. Basically I end up fighting off a zombie and run off into the streets with a broken dish lodged into my neck. Hm..too violent.
Jeffsta: That's one of the oddest "I'm too lazy to go to the gym" excuses I've heard.
Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 24th
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“Can we just revel in your FABULOUS lack of priorities?”
– Xander Harris to Cordelia Chase, regarding her insistence of attending the school dance, despite yet another supernatural Hellmouth occurence, “Out of Mind, Out of Sight” 
Mar 23rd
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 19th
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“This world is made out of sugar, it can crumble so easily, but don’t be...”
– Sarah Kay, If I Should Have a Daughter.. Thanks to Christine for sending me this link! 
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Mar 15th
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Mar 15th
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Mar 15th
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Best call of the day.
Caller: WHAT company is this?
Receptionist: Reveille Studios. (repeated)
Caller: Are you my dealer?
Receptionist: Uh, no sir, we're a television studio.
Mar 15th
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“You’d swear she actually thinks she’s Blanche DuBois, never mind the...”
– Lady Lola, Television Without Pity blogger, on “Scuzzin’” Emily, the creepy-stalker cousin character (played by Abbie Cobb, far left) and the ridiculous-ness of the other characters on The CW’s 90210.
Mar 14th
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“Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?”
– Ed (Nick Frost), Shaun of the Dead
Mar 14th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 12th
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“It’s LA, don’t they have a food truck for Ash Wednesday ashes?”
– Greg Bradley
Mar 11th
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negativenatalie: this shit was FUNNY. Miley Cyrus as Justin Bieber on the Miley Cyrus show on SNL. HA.
Mar 11th
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Dear Government, You think if I agree to let you keep.. oh, say $100 or two, you can get me the rest of my income tax refund, um.. tomorrow? Think it over a bit and get back to me, yeah?  xoxo, Cor Cor
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